a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Henry the viii executed his wife because she didnt have a boy
this fucking thing
Mr. & Mrs. No Personal Space
#why do you two always need to be so close to each other#its cause youre married right #yall are ridiculous #happily married couple#my fave is when he’s all braced against her boob and she’s 100% ok with that#idek man i just like seeing them sharing the same air #who needs space when you’re in space~ (via eva-gabor)
And today, Jean-Luc Picard on the weather forcast. How is the weather doing Jean-Luc ?
**Picard: **__: Why does it have to be me ?
dont trust pictures of girls because i can go from this
in 0.6 seconds
dont trust us boys either
I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS POST BECAUSE THEY ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND PEOPLE DON’T DO THAT ENOUGH
That is it. I quit life.
Sarek was trying to give Picard the Vulcan salute but he couldn’t so Picard helped him.